You know you are a Nepali when

Tue, 26 Apr 2011 08:37:54 +0100

You think Mustang is the name of a place.
You look up when you hear an >airplane.
You point with your lips or with your middle finger.
Whenever you >meet someone you ask, " Have you had your food?" ( bhat khayao?)
You meet >someone in a movie hall and ask, " Have you come to watch a movie?" ( >cinema herna ayeko?)
You call all action movies " action pacck"
You meet an >elder and he/she asks you, " when did you come back?"
You know the three Ds >of partying. i.e- dance, drink and dangdung.
You think all festivals mean >relatives playing cards and getting drunk.
You cannot drink without chicken >chilly and momos.
You think chicken chilly and momo are nepali food.
You are >crossing a one way street and you have to check both sides. ( daya ani baya >)
You get annoyed when people think you are from Naples.
Your relatives give >you money whenever you visit them. ( even when you are 40)
When you see a >pair of slippers upside down ( ulta chappal) you have to turn it around.
You >dont cut your nails at night. ( alas the devil might take You and your >family)
You feel you havent eaten if you havent had Bhath ( rice).
You laugh >at everything on Nepali TV but you still watch it.
You dont know that the >buff you have been eating is actually short for buffalo.
You have been >dragged to a mandir on saraswati puja so that you will get good grades.
You >are not allowed to hum or sing while eating.
Your grandmum doesnt let you >whislle at night.
You cant date someone if you are not in love.
You have a >problem following rules and standing in line.
You call anyone rajesh hamal >if he has a long back-hair.
You wait for someone going >"tinaa-falaam-boraa-botttl e" when you have loads of beer cans and >bottles,
You watch korean movie and try to act like one,
You miss those >mountains you used to see the moment you opened your eyes in the morning.. >
You go out for lunch/ dinner/ whatever in a group and look at the menu for >half an hour and order the following:1. momo2. chowmein3. fried rice4. >chicken chilli>
You think of titaura and your saliva glands go wild !!>>
You think Toyota Corrolla is the no.1 car in the world!>>
You can sing this song... " super top, ma hun super top... ma luga lai seto >paarchu...">>
You miss mango tart, wai wai, rara and hatichap chappal..>>>

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You know you are a Nepali when